Queer people are fun!
This past Friday, I went to a LGBTQSA dance, themed after The Wizard of Oz (what is it with gay men and Judy Garland?), and had more fun than I've had in a long time, despite the lack of the "Safety Dance" and the "Electric Slide". The entertainment that night featured a Fag Hag Singer/Gay Man Pianist duo and Am'beyonce Knowles (Ahm-be-yahn-say K'-nohl-ays, a drag queen) as Dorothy with three of my friends as the Scarecrow, the Tinman, and the Cowardly Lion. The duo were hilarious: she had to be politically correct (meaning no use of words like "bitch" or "fag" vel cetera) but she could be dirty. After some nearly illegal things between her and a gay boy (he was sixteen) she sang a song about an unlucky cat which got all the straight people, bi/omni/pansexuals, and all the lesbians shouting "Hot! Wet! Bald! Sore! Pussy!" The gay men had to be forced even to say "pussy". The was a song about boobs which was fun, some showtunes, and other fun songs. The drag show was fun, well done.
I did get out on the dance floor, and had fun. One guy wanted me to dance, or rather grind, with him, and I kept saying "no." And after some more requesting, I had to explain, "Sorry, but I'm straight." This was followed by the very flattering "F***! All the best ones are." Marcus has told me tha many girls were asking him about me, "He's cute; is he straight or is he gay?" Again flattering. However, it makes me wonder why girls cannot tell a guy this themselves. I did get asked to dance by a girl, on whom I have a crush (cute, red-headed, and an English major), and I later got her number. That was one of the best nights of my life.
- Mood:
Vivefied - Reading: Zen Mind, Beginner's Mind - Shunryu Suzuki
- Watching: Snatch